Really Short Stories (No.7)

The only rule about Really Short Stories is that they must be exactly six words long. No more. No less. Here is issue No. 7:
It fell to Earth one night.
Where have all the lizards gone?
Look out! Mom’s got a knife!
Bet you can’t eat it all…
Tell my wife I love her.

Really Short Stories (No. 6)

I’m all alone. More or less.
What if my wife finds out?
My happy is go. Let’s friend!
Only six words! How can I
Can I borrow $50 until Tuesday?
I swear! I never touched it.
I want to. I just can’t.
Grab it this way. That’s better…

6-Word Story Pick of the Month

Wait Scully, I’m just downloading something.

Really Short Stories (No.5)

Members will wear pants while singing.
If this had been an emergency…
If I should die before I
If only it hadn’t been leprosy.
Oh! You have your clothes on.
I can’t do it wearing socks.

Really Short Stories (No.4)

And then of course, someone screamed.
His heart wasn’t really in it.
Walk ten paces. Turn, then, shoot.
Get me closer to that shark!
And finally, let me just say

Really Short Stories (No.3)

More great (really) short stories:

Hey, this smells bad. Taste it.
Wait Scully, I’m just downloading something.
Bless me Father for I have
Meat is murder, but tastes great.
Do you really want to know?
The stay of execution never came.  
Connect these two wires and then
Don’t worry. We all do it.
Would Sir like to keep waiting?

Really Short Stories (No. 2)

More great (really) short stories:

Do I cut the green one?
That dog never said a word.
Trust me. It’s not contagious. Really.
Madam, please let go of that.
If that’s a werewolf, I’ll eat

6 Words

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More Storytime

This isn’t a comprehensive list. Just ones I happen to really like:
Hey, this smells bad. Taste it.
Wait Scully, I’m just downloading something.
Walk ten paces. Turn, then, shoot.
Bless me Father for I have
Meat is murder, but tastes great.
Do you really want to know?
The stay of execution never came.
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More Stories

More great (really) short stories:
Let’s take a vote: I win!
Do I cut the green one?
That dog never said a word.
Trust me. It’s not contagious. Really.
His heart wasn’t really in it.
Madam, please let go of that.
If that’s a werewolf, I’ll eat
The pain was so strong. Breathless.