Overheard: Election Night Joy

Woman wearing Obama T-shirt, yelling to friend over music: “This is the best night of my life.”
Friend: “Better than your wedding night?”
First woman: “A million times better.”
—Overheard election night at local restaurant

Overheard: Playground

At the playground with my kids this morning and a little boy comes up to a parent sitting near me and says: “That’s my mom. She’s nice. She’s a scientist.”

Overheard: Parenting

A Baffled reader was at the grocery store and saw a little boy acting up. The boy’s mother whispers into her son’s ear. The little boy looks up and shouts “I am NOT a little sh*t”.

Direct Appeal for Juicy Gossip

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Sometimes it does take a Chef…

At a restaurant the other day and somebody orders mashed potatoes. The waitress says they are out of mashed potatoes but you could have a baked potato instead…. I guess the cook can’t figure out how to make mashed potatoes…..